Since you already know who I am,
Already have me figured out,
Why try changing your mind?
Go ahead, just give me some winning lottery numbers before you go.
Nothing gets past you,
You know everything I am.
So why are you so angry I’m gone?
Didn’t you see it coming?
Crystal ball Pamela.
Guess you make mistakes too.
Let you tell it though.
It was my plan to waste time before approaching
Called loser friends to obtain coaching
Schemes and tricks loaded for rapid-fire
I desired wasting tears and energy
Talk to every strong pretty woman in an exact manner
Buy buckets of condoms closing blinds thinking God won’t see
Add chains swearing true love makes us free
Happy when you’re confused highly amused that’s how I be
Puffed chest, lost weight, brand new old man
Pedestal for me but you are a kickstand
Guide all women gently by hand into quicksand saying self-esteem dammed
Independence full ban
Spread lies like jelly on buttered toast Sundays
Mondays filled with crumbs I dump every which way
Say love then dodge incoming hugs
Haterade filled sport bottles and jugs
I hate anyone minus me mugs
Tell you to have a nice trip swipe nut lugs
Let you tell it.